Emmy as Golde in Fiddler

We're proud to report that Emily has been cast in the role of Golde in Boulder High School's February production of Fiddler on the Roof. Here's what her brother, Eric, wrote when he learned of this:

I started to try composing a response with Yiddish phrases, but every Yiddish phrase I could come up with was either comlaining or derogatory. Oy vey!

I'm sure you won't be a klutz or a kvetch, a shlemiel or shlimazl, a meshuggina or a nebbish, a noodge or nudnik, a pisher, a plotz, a putz, a schmuck, or a shnoz.

The play won't be dreck. It will be more than bupkes. It certainly won't be ongepotchket, megillah, schlock, or schmaltz (well, maybe schmaltz, but in a good way).

Oy, here's a spiel I can shlep . . . I'm looking forward to kibbitzing over your shtik, shmoozing with a true mench, and kvelling over a maven of the stage, perhaps over some nosh.

That's the best I could come with, Bubbala. Break a leg!